enter the zzcxz
	you are in the zzcxz. you look around you. you are at the intersection between two hallways, lit by flickering florescent lights.
	you could probably go [left], [right], [forward], or [back] to where you came from. of course, there's nothing stopping you from doing [something else].
eibcf:go back
hdghv:go forward
znyag:go left
nrjxs:go right
ehwps:fix the lights
zovqf:exit the zzcxz
ihnjo:wait
myxfc:replace the light with a charged crystal
ssrcy:xyzzy
drlbj:go forward-right
pvsdj:enter the secret hole in the floor
znkob:pick up a gratefuit
zsuuu:call mom
jniwq:go up
raxyf:use the pumpkin to warp back into reality
bgjbj:close the tab.
anivv:do something novel and exciting.
zvnas:eat the BAGEL within your POCKET.
mstzx:Dance